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Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

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Sat, 27 Nov 2010 10:00:00 -0800

Carl Fredricksen: I believe I made my position to your boss very clear.
Construction Foreman Tom: You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
Carl Fredricksen: Yeah, that was good.

Easy A

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Mrs. Griffith: I'm the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.

Easy A

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.

Greenberg

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:00:00 -0800

Ivan Schrank: Youth is wasted on the young.
Roger Greenberg: I'd go further. I'd go: 'Life is wasted on people.'

Easy A

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Dill: After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list.

Easy A

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?
Olive Penderghast: Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.

Easy A

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Precious

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:00:00 -0800

Clareece 'Precious' Jones: [Taking an assessment test] There's always something wrong with these tests. These tests paint a picture of me with no brain. These tests paint a picture of me and my mother, my whole family as less than dumb. Just ugly black grease, need to be wiped away, find a job for.

Julie & Julia

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Julia Child: You and I are vaches enragées.
Simone Beck: That's exactly what we are. Mad cows.

A Serious Man

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Larry Gopnik: There's some mistake. I'm not a member of the Columbian Record Club.
Dick Dutton: Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik of 8419 Fern Hill Road?
Larry Gopnik: No, I live at the Jolly Roger.

Date Night

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 10:00:00 -0800

Wendy: You have no idea what it is like to be a teenage girl having your first period under Taliban rule.
Phil Foster: That is true. And neither do you.

Easy A

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0700

Olive Penderghast: [to Brandon as she takes off her panties] Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?

Kick-Ass

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0700

Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
Damon Macready: [stunned]
Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

Get Him To The Greek

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:00:00 -0700

Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green: Play the song, man.

Date Night

Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:00:00 -0700

Phil Foster: Even though your pecs make me want to kill myself, and your girlfriend is so hot it's like looking through a shimmering jet engine, I believe there is a real person in there.

Easy A

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 22:00:00 -0700

Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

Iron Man 2

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 22:00:00 -0700

Pepper Potts: You're out of control, okay?
Iron Man: [intoxicated] I'm not out of control.
Pepper Potts: Trust me on this, one.
Iron Man: You're out of control gorgeous.
Pepper Potts: It's time to go to bed. It's time.
Iron Man: [leaning in to kiss her] Come on, you know you want to. Give me another smooch.
Pepper Potts: You're not going to be happy about this.
Iron Man: Come on, you know you want to.
Pepper Potts: You just peed in the suit.
Iron Man: I know, it has a filtration system.
Pepper Potts: It's not sexy.
Iron Man: You could drink that water.

Toy Story 3

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 10:00:00 -0700

Jessie: Buzz! We're your friends!
Buzz Lightyear: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.

Get Him To The Greek

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 22:00:00 -0700

Sergio Roma: I'm mind fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you have a condom cause I have a dirty mind.